Shit my roommates say:

Here’s a list that’s of the funny things my roommates say. I’ll be updating it throughout the months. They know about it and said it’s ok to use their names for it. Before any quote gets posted, it’s cleared with them :D

Alex: “My mom printed out a list of cheap restaurants. Moms for the win!”

Matt: “That’s so Europe!”

David: “We can recycle the bottle. In Germany, you get like 25 cents.”
Alex: “No way, that’s like half a dollar!”

Alex: “If it has columns, it’s probably important.” (This is SO true!)